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Find all of your missing party members.
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.